Christmas...

well normally this blog is funny but this time its a bitch...or what should I call it.
just wanna say I HATE CHRISTMAS and as everybody else enjoys it..i dont..coz it reminds me that I DONT HAVE a FAMILY and I dont really have anything to be happy about.and btw..why is everyone happy during Christmas?Just because they have to?because of kids?just because it was said in Bible???yeah right..and 2 days later people are in their skin again..and screeming and swearing..and fighting and so on...DO IT THROUGH CHRISTMAS...DO IT..DONT BE AFFRAID...FIGHT...COME ON.
you see these people giving each other presents and smiling..yeah..tell me what is hiding really behind that smile...is it really happiness?is it??
i think who is really happy and LOOOOVE Christmas are only kids...why?coz they too small and dont really know what the hell Christmas are about...yeah...Jesus was born..great...and?they dont know that..or dont care about it.yeah..sorry I fergot..there is this dressed up old man..who suppose to come into your house through chimny...and drop some presents off and fly away on these weard flying animals...he and everyone else call them dears???hm..nice..now we are getting into the story..
when I was a kid I used to love Christmas,coz I used to go for walk with my mum and watched lights and christmas trees in the windows of the houses on the streets...thats was very nice, snow was crunching away under your feet, stars shining on the sky and it was cold as..but it was nice..yeah thats was my Christmas..but thats gone...gone 14years ago...gone and never will come back and I just wanna cry...even im getting older and older each year...and its been 14 years...when Christmas comes it feels like it only happend yesterday.and I HATE CHRISTMAS.... and then questions next day..or days after..." what did Santa bring you???hm..where you good enough to get something???" yeah..right..i got this big vibrator...yeah...and it works without batteries...works non stop...i wanna see people's face what they gonna say for that...or should I say that i only got presents what christians allow us to get??? like jumper,socks shoes and some lollies...bullshit....I got VIBRATOR...btw..its non of anybodies business what I got...really nothing..coz i dont have a family...or should I say i got smile and good feeling that im included into someones family..just to feel like I do have one...
damn thats enough now...enoough of this bullshit...roll on January...

Melbourne

how fantastic holiday....Melbourne,I have never been there,but now I can say..yes...i have been there.but the weather....for God sake( i hope i spellt it right)one day 16...free my nuts off...oops...i dont have any...ok..tits then...that even sounds better.doenst it....and the other day f...g...35....come on..i know we are here upside down...in whole aussie land...but come ON....do u want it to be hot...or freacking cold...make up your mind upstairs...u..GOD...
dont worry im not religious either....and im not gonna pray here...
MCG, yeah..not too bad, but subi is a little bigger.12 Apostols...yeah...nice 6 hr drive...hot and plenty of flies....and Asians....yey...im in China....;o)))
damn i was just thinking about something in chineese...but damn...can remeber now...well..im not that clever than I thought....oh well...next time...but back to melbourne...
weather...damn i was talking about it already...ok...i cought up with friend from work..Jen....yeah..nice coffee...it is still hot and im still drinking it...ha ha...we cought up on tram stop...for 15min...yappin...cool...was supposed to be a coffee...but fine...i dont fuss about it...much...;o)
and flight back...yeah...qantas...fun fun fun...and im feeling strong...yeah..more then a swarceneger...:):):) cool..its all over...and i emailed a complaint letter to qantas today..we;ll see the compensation....could be trip arround the world...LOL....yeah...im sure...u reckon?
and what happend?long story...just cup it short...fuck all customer service..with disability...luckily Dorothy was there...with big muscles...;o)
ok pictures...here you go..enjoy.

Robbie Williams

ROBIE ROBIE ROBIE.....;O))) yeah thats exactly how it sound when I went to see Robbie Williams's concert on 30th of November this year.it was really nice and I can say he is a great entertainer....and showman...but those teenage girls....OMG....settle down...and stop wetting yourself.he wont sleep with you even he said so!!!well what esle can I say...

Billy Joel concert

yeah..I went to concert...yeah..I did....yand you didnt...;o))))) ha ha ha...sorry..I just couldnt help myself...shocking aren't I...yeah..I know...sorry...my appologies...
the concert was in Burswood Dome...and it was great.he was singing away...and you know what???I could sing couple of his songs too..yeah..in english...damn..good..aren't I...ha ha...yeah...even English is my second language..I was bubling something away..luckyly only the concret wall was next too me...thats propobly why I was so brave...;o)))but im sure you would be proud of me...well I will be an Aussie soon..huh?

my new car...

is my best mate....yey...he is just beautifull....God....his name is Gizmo...I call him Gizy....;o)) beautyfull young man...and finally I should tell you what it is..shouldnt I....its a Suzuki Swift.
and I have to say...after 3 months having it..and enjoying it ...I got a first dent..OMG...i thought I die yeah I really thought i will die.I was in shopping centre in Vic park gone to pick up takeaway food.I parked next to a fourwheel drive and had enough space..next to each other..as I know how carefull people are with their doors.when I came back there was a man loading his car with shopping....when I was backing out..and having a look if there is any car comming..I suddenly saw this shopping trolly rolling towards my car...I couldnt do anything...really it was too quick..I just screamed...the man..was bent over in his car...but then he realised that troly is rolling..but it was too late...OMG...BANG....jesus...shit...f...ck....i just looked at him and drove off....yeah yeah I know...I KNOW...but I saw his face expression that he was just devastated ....ok...I stopped down the road and had a look...and just cryed...yeah..I did...and I can say..I havent cryed like that for ages..maybe when I was a kid and I fallen off the bike and hurt myself...F..........................ck...I can say..that hurt..and I was so upset...but shit happens..and im fine now...its been 2 weeks..dent is still there but its not too bad...and NO..im not gonna take a picture of it...xcoz I dont wanna be reminded...im sure you understand....be we are still best mate with Gizy..and he is taking me for ride everyday...and he is still excellent...one day we could end up like this....have a look...

end of my holidays....

well as I was saying...my holidays was great...I saw new places...and relaxed as much I could.but there was one little problem.our car...it broke down 3x...yeah...3x and it had 3 services before he headed off...well.I suppose our little car is getting old and we need to get rid of it???i dont know..I have to have a chat with it...and see what it..reckons....;o)
im sure there will be couple of arguments...
and btw...just to let you know...our last adventure was..that we came home from KAlgoorlie on train...how fantastic was that....sitting on one spot for 7 hours...my GOD...7 hours....ok...i suppose its much better then walk...I would propobly stillbe somewhere in the middle of nowhere...
and now...it is 2-3 weeks after we came back..car is finally fixed...( it had a trip adventurous too..came back home on the back of a truck...Patrick's..very lovely company...took care of him for while...)and it is working fine...for now...but as we say...you never know..what is waiting behid the corner...;o))

cont...

tree top walk...as you see on that picture..was really nice..and adventurous...for me.but im still here.then we keept going to Albany...it was really nice...weather wasnt so good..but it wasnt raining....it was only overcast...that was cool. we stayed in Albany for 2 days.Comfort inn was cool..nothing like 6* hotel but we had bed and table...;o))oh..and shit house...thats important...isnt it...
the Native bridge was very interesting..and everything else around too...as you could see.more pictures should be somewhere on Yahoo...soon...;o)))
and blow holes.....yeah..that was a beauty...I can tell you...I got a little video of that...but I have to work it out...how to actually work it...;o))) bloody English...gets my tongue around...;o)

my recent holiday down south...

well....finlly im back here on blog...long time no see...right...I know...but if there is nothing to write about....why write about shit???ha ha ha
but this time finally...I went for holidays....yey....after 7 months working my arse off... as you remember my last holiday was..when I went home to Slovakia...or I should say to Slovakia...coz my home is here...now...;o)
but back to this lovely holiday...
last week on thursday...i cant remember the date...lets say..it was early october...me and my best mate Phil decided to go for a little drive down south.but before that Phil had to take his car for a fuel pamp change as it was buggered.that was done on monday last week...and tuesday the car went for a service..just to make sure everything is done..and we wont have any trouble on our holiday.
well...everything was perfectly fine...and on thursday..I packed the car and Phil in it..and off we went.and got to 20km...off Bunbury..and car died...YES died...
and me and Phil almost died too...I mean...literally....coz car just stopped...well..I rang RAC//and after hour and 1/2 they arrived and told us that when Fuel pamp was changed they fergot to put some clamps on fuel lines..and thats what caused the problem...line got disconnected..and there was no fuel into the motor...yey...how nice...off we went ..back to bunbury..took the car to Phil's mate Jason for check up again...to MAKE sure...This time...yeah yeah...its fine...
we had a sleep and off we went again...second time...to Albany...yeah...we got there...on the way we went to Tree top walk...in Walpole...yeah...that was fun...as Im sick of hights....my GOD....I was higher then fucking birds...and I could see..farms...and death under me...this little fricking bridge...was so narrow..and Phil was front of me..and the whole bridge was rocking...my god...I was too..in my pats...almost...come on...I dont really do that...

fun at work...or ...

should I say how poor cake ended his way of life....;o)))

was I too hungry....?

I think picture saiz it all...do I have to comment?but Im not usually that bad...;o))

new members of my family....ha ha

btw...I have fish...I always had fish...or I should say fishies...as I say..even I know..thats not really correct in English..our mother language...;o))) but for me...I like it...and coooz there is at least 9 of them..then they are fishies...;o)))
well the little story behind it...before I went for my trip to Europe..I had fishies too...I think 7 of them..hm..cant remember...well..when I got back..there was one left...and no Bodies...real forensic...case..isnt it...ha ha...well..the white fish might turn to a killer and eater at once..but I cant prove it..coz she doesnt wanna talk to me...she wants to eat only...;o))) and Im not putting my fingar...ha ha..into the tank...even when she is much smaller then me..;o)and coz...I dont like one fish in big tank..I went to the aquarium shop..and got some friends for her...and guess what...they are still there..and its been over week..now...;o)))and they are all different...orance with black stripes..( dont ask me what type of fish it is..coz I have no idea..or I should say..I cant remember...;o))) but they are Jack Jim and Bill.... then.there are creamy coloured with orange tiles...ha ha..funny looking girls...they called Elma and Liza( read Laiza) ha ha...just for people who cant read my English..;o))) and two fluoresting fishies..but they not named yet..GOD im exhausted...from those names..I cant think of any...or the other exuse could be..I wont remember...I always have to come here and remind to miself...;o))) crap...well..dementia....or alzheimer?;o))) hope non of it...;o)

fun fun fun..cont..

ok guys....its time for me to say something again...I was told...hm....but what..;;o)))
since I put some IN put here.....a lot of things have happend...I went on piss....with my good friend Nat..and some other people from work...it was nice...I got pissed after 4 years...yeah yeah..I know...4 years is a long time..thats why I ended how I ended...it wasnt bad..dont worry....just after I got home..I was looking for Ralf and Burt.....my god..I couldnt find them....I was calling and calling....but..well.by the end..I went to bed and slept...;o)))
and how's ED?
mad house....but I like it...or I should say..im getting used to it....but lets not talk about work..I just got home..and I dont dream about anything else just talk about work...dont I....;o)))

day 3....

well yes..im getting used to it...it is still busy...yeah..very busy..no time for sit down..or relax....actually what that word means?Re....la...x....hm...x x x maybe?
ha ha
well...people..are in out...in out..stop f...g about...well...no...dont do that...
and sometimes I didnt even have a clue...who it is..or who it was...coz they r so quick...they dont even say hello..and they are gone...
But give me a bit of a time...I bet i'll be better...
But I have to say..I like it...its fun...at least u get to meat different people...
Am I right?
and I think relax is....on this pic...

day 2...

was a horror...coz I was on the floor..and had no idea...( still) what where is...and why...or hm...I knew why...but where?well...look around..or ask...and coz I didnt have a time...NO CHANCE in ED....I had to ask...and it worked...I found it...
what?hm...it...clever isnt it...

first day in ED...

well my first day in ED was only the orientation day....what a day...hm...as usual..you sit in the room...and listen or watch video...well guess what..I didnt have to watch the video...lucky me...
it was me and a grl...Sarah from ICU,.,..but she is there only for 3 months...not like me...right into it...full time...sort of if you can say that 9 days a forthnight is full time...
BUT...we finished earlier...at 1515...wooooooow.....my god...thats early...isnt it...I could go to Freo and get a coffee....ha haaaaaa....
During the day...I felt like I can play hide and seek....coz I had no idea where what is...and the place is so big...but...fine..I get used to it.
People are nice...Patients?hm..depends...pisst....or sick...or hm...comming for a sleep over..as you know...
but first day was...ok..in the office....
ps: and the pic?well thats how I felt on my first day...blowen....off...ha ha ha